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a drug cocktail in joint form consisting of, weed, angel dust, E, clorox, cocaine, and a few other choice ingredients.
dude 1:here have some of this jeffery man
Dude 2: ok, *cough cough*
dude 1:i think im having a heart attack!
dude 2:you need to calm down! here touch this furry wall.
dude 3: hahaha thats the thing about a jeffery, it goes away....then it comes BACK AGAIN BWAHAHAHAH.
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A super joint concoction including:
• Weed mostly
• Opium
• Heroin
• Crushed up E
• Clorox
• Morphine
• Some of it's unidentifiable
• And a bit of Angel dust
When the world slips you a Jeffery, stroke a furry wall.
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the kind of guy to be cute and cuddly when he's drunk, but when he's sober he's a bastard that will never follow you back on twitter.
"don't be a jeffery right now"
"you're a fucking jeffery"
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A person who is super accident prone, so if you have any expensive things, and a Jeffery in your house, keep them both locked up.
Wait... Jeffery is coming over... crap...
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A romantic loose end that will negatively impact future relationships.
A social satellite that could re-enter your orbit as a dangerous asteroid at any moment.
So I was on a date, and that girl I had that awkward fling with was the bartender at the bar. She's such a Jeffery.
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A Jeffery is a name for a spider... So if you don't want to be the wimp that screams "SPIIIIIIIIIDEEEER!", be the weirdo that screams "JEEEFREYYYY!!!"
Oh my god it's a JEFFERY!!!!!! (me every time I see a spider)
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