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A creature found in the heart of Wrexham. Commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase 'bare effort'.
Do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.
Man: Hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
Women: Make your own god damn sandwich!
Man: Why you being a fucking Jelly Baby??
Guy: *Starts playing around with a knife while stoned*
Friend: Wow dude, stop being a Jelly baby for fuck sake.
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When two girls are fingering each other at the same time and they create a Jelly Baby which is basically the cum they make, a baby.
Kelly: I can't believe we fingered each other for so long!
Jessie: I know. Our Jelly Baby was pretty nice.
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a poor usually of-age girl who receives expensive gifts from an old person in return for companionship or sexual favors.
She paid her way through College by being a Jelly Baby, and she has a Sugar Daddy who pays for her VIP Snap chat.
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When 2 gay men have sex and the lube, sperm, and blood mix to make little red jelly beans called Jelly Babies!
God that was so good look at all the Jelly Babies on my penis.
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Give continuous "dead arms" and "dead legs" until the victim/friend cannot move
Dave recieved a jelly baby for being a twat, so his friends could arabian goggle him.
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Jelly Babies is a slang word for exstacy.
Commonly used is the same way as gary's or E's
Do you know where i can get my hands on some Jelly Babies.
Want to get all Jellied up?
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A name for a popular type of sweet in Britain, Jelly Baby can also be used to describe fat children.
A Jelly Baby is the type of child that always used to feature on American talk shows. The kid would be clearly obese, have a rolled up face because of fat stored there, and the mother will always have a bag of cheesy curls to appease the child's demanding belly.
Man 1: "Hey, you see that jelly baby sitting over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah."
Man 1: "I dare you to give it some of your ice cream"
Man 2: "Dude, we're at the Zoo! You're not supposed to feed the jelly babies."
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