Jergens

Aye man I need some of that jergens to beat off

Aye fool where my jergens lotion at

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Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

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jerkin with jergens

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

Burnt Jergens

1 The after math off anal sex in male penitentiaries.
The only lotion they use in prison is Jergens and is used as lubrication for anal sex and the friction caused from the penis thrusting in and out of the anus burns the lotion.

2 A fucking bad ass punk rock chick.

1 *walks into a prison cell* "Woo!! It smells like burnt jergens in here!!"

"Ewwww you got your burnt jergens all over my sheets!!"

2 "Damn is wish I were as cool as Burnt Jergens."

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Jergen Style

when you put lotion all on your dick and have your girl licks it off and when its all gone you give her a facial

My bitch is mad good at jergen style

Jergen

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of swag.

“Wow! That’s so swagGRY! It’s a really Jergen mixtape!” said Sally.