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A terrible show about a large group of turds.
Turd 1: I am a man, but I tan like a female? Does that make me a woman?
Turd 2: No! Look at your hair and your shaved chest! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche?
Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?
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The worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled.
Kenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.
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An ignorant show starring a bunch of Guido whores and tool bags who are nobodies pretending to be celebrities.
Dude1: Did you see that stupid, no talent show last night?
Dude2: You mean Jersey Shore right??
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A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.
Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.
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when a male unexpectedly hits a female extremely hard
Guiseppe jersey shored that bitch at the bar last night.
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Pretty much the worst show on TV. A gay program about 8 people who are taken to New Jersey in a house that doesn't have any electricity, and full of cameras to stalk them while they live life. Apparently they're so bored they decide to get hammered, and shortly after nailed!
Either that, or it's fake shit! Think about it. It's not reality, or at least it's not anything like the reality from where I hail from. Then again, these poor kids might just be driven so crazy that this is their life, LOL.
This is an unexaggerated scene of Jersey Shore, seriously.
Jwoww: I'm bored.
Snooki: Hey, let's f**k people.
Jwoww: Okay, but first let's get out some drinks.
Snooki: Hey, how about we call the guys down and have a party!
Jwoww: That's good, let's hook up.
5 minutes later...
*Snooki is in bed with 2 guys.*
And next morning...
*Snooki is on the phone with her boyf.
Boyf: You cheated on me, how could you do that?
Snooki: (pregnant, surrounded by plastic cups, white stains all over bed) What are you talking about: I don't remember anything?
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