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jessica alba

HOTNESS masked in a human body

X: I suppose Jessica Alba is alright lookin'.

Y: (shoots X)

by Canard April 15, 2006

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jessica alba

If you are male and you don't know who she is you are officially gay.

One who is attracted to cute women must have a vague idea who jessica alba is.

by Chickenwing21 October 11, 2006

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jessica alba

1) The only French-Mexican person on this planet.
2) In crappy movies.
3) Object of multiple mantasies.
4) My wallpaper.

Jessica Alba is a stunning actress in crappy movies. I refused to see Into the Blue but still adore her.

by Harry G. October 20, 2007

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jessica alba

Top 10 beat off fodder for nearly the entire virile male population ages 11-49

(thinking to self) "Man I'd like to put my meat in Jessica Alba's pink taco..but since that won't ever happen i'll use my imagination while I stroke my salami"

by Kibbles n Bits June 23, 2006

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jessica alba

Another name for the common cold.

Damn i got the Jessica Alba again, my nose is running like a tap!

by blotind February 15, 2016

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jessica alba

one of the hottest starlets in the world

oh my god its jessica alba

by niggaz in da hood August 14, 2005

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jessica alba

definatly if not the hottest girl in the world, top 5 hottest. shes kindof a crappy actress but who gives a shit? any guy would pray of getting with her.

when i have sex with my wife/girlfriend, i usually think of jessica alba

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzaslfkj May 6, 2008

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