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jessica alba

HOTNESS masked in a human body

X: I suppose Jessica Alba is alright lookin'.

Y: (shoots X)

by Canard April 15, 2006


jessica alba

If you are male and you don't know who she is you are officially gay.

One who is attracted to cute women must have a vague idea who jessica alba is.

by Chickenwing21 October 11, 2006


jessica alba

1) The only French-Mexican person on this planet.
2) In crappy movies.
3) Object of multiple mantasies.
4) My wallpaper.

Jessica Alba is a stunning actress in crappy movies. I refused to see Into the Blue but still adore her.

by Harry G. October 20, 2007


jessica alba

Top 10 beat off fodder for nearly the entire virile male population ages 11-49

(thinking to self) "Man I'd like to put my meat in Jessica Alba's pink taco..but since that won't ever happen i'll use my imagination while I stroke my salami"

by Kibbles n Bits June 23, 2006


jessica alba

Another name for the common cold.

Damn i got the Jessica Alba again, my nose is running like a tap!

by blotind February 15, 2016


jessica alba

one of the hottest starlets in the world

oh my god its jessica alba

by niggaz in da hood August 14, 2005


jessica alba

definatly if not the hottest girl in the world, top 5 hottest. shes kindof a crappy actress but who gives a shit? any guy would pray of getting with her.

when i have sex with my wife/girlfriend, i usually think of jessica alba

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzaslfkj May 06, 2008