jew

The so called chosen people. But actually every race claims at one point or another to be God's chosen people, the Jews where just the first to call dibs on the name by writing it down.

Tim: Hi there I'm Jewish
Fritz the German: Oh, sorry, here's twenty bucks
Iranian: Don't be sorry that whole thing never happened
Mel Gibson's dad: He's right you know

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jew

1. (n) One who follows Judaism.

2. (v) Synonym for screw over; to cheat or deceive someone.

3. (n) Term for someone who is rich and stingy.

1. Optimus Prime is a Jew.

2. Man, we totally got jewed at Burger King...they owe us money for that crap.

3. Quit being such a jew and pay your fair share.

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jew

A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

Jews are an ethnic group. I'M A JEW :)

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jew

verb. - as in being cheap

to jew someone out of money is basically short changing them

1. "dude, u owe me $5, stop jewing me out"

2. Harold owed $1.50 for the bagel he was about to buy but managed to jew his way out and "claim" he only had $1.40

3. After delivering a pizza for his job, zeke was felt he had been jew'd out when he was only tipped 50 cents

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jew

One who is of the jewish faith

Also, depending on how its being used, can be a derogarory word used by sick assholes, who enjoy bashing gods ancient people.

Jew: I'm still here...
Nazi: I'm not...
Jew: Hmm, wonder why?

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jew

A Jew is a person who follows the Jewish religion. A Jew is not stereotypically stingy, miserly or anything like that. A Jew is a human being like anyone else. Saying that they ARE miserly and stingy would be like saying christians are stereotypically gay! And they're not. So LOVE everyone, ACCEPT everyone and LIVE your life in peace!

God bless all!!

See above. This is a message for anyone. Accept the jews!

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jew

A designator referring to a specific religion practiced by a specific group of originally semitic peoples. An accurate definition beyond this point is impossible because of the myriad connotations, both positive and negative, which this word has. Elaborate definitions simply fall into racist rant, ignorant generalizations,stereotypes, and transparent envy.

Too many people would have you believe that generosity is foreign to Jews.

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