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A type of alcohol, to be technical a brand of burbon. Jim Beam's best friends are Sam Adams, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and Captain Morgan.
When My cousin drinks Jim Beam, he gets mean.
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An unpopular but ubiquitous bourbon whiskey that tastes like cough syrup. It's kinda good, it just lacks x-factor.
Your grandma snuck through the liquor store till some Jim Beam caught her eye.
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Well Jim Beam is really a type of alcohol, but my friends and I using are stoner techniques created Jim Beam the Bong. Jim Beam is the best home made bong we have created. Jim Beam will knock you on ur ass.
I think it is time to pull out the vetren bong "JIM BEAM."
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A night of drinking marked by pure belligerence, testosterone, rioting, rowdiness, telling your ol' lady how much she means to you,telling your best friend that you love him/her, and on some occasions crying yourself to sleep.
Buddy 1: Hey bro i heard crying coming from your room last night, did you bring some hyena home and put in her ass.
Buddy 2: No man that was me, it was a jim beam night.
The way an alchoholics hand shakes when they don't have enough beam in their bloodstream yet.
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A martial art developed in the early twenty first century, it is used primarily to combat bar tabs at Miller's Ale house, employment, and other people wearing Affliction t-shirts. While the true origins of this discipline still remain shrouded in a form of Oriental mysticism, it is believed that it was first used on December 30th, 2006 when Tito Ortiz lost to Chuck Liddell in UFC 66. According to legend, two men went to the bar and ordered a shot of whiskey. While engaged in a heated argument over the fight one of the guys, enraged by the other patron's equally misinformed opinion, attempted a take down he learned from his free MMA lessons at the Y. The two men proceeded to writhe on the floor. Beers were spilt. Ed Hardy t-shirts were ripped. Words like "arm bar," "triangle choke" and guillotine" were thrown around with reckless abandon. Most other people thought they had gone into an epileptic seizure. It was then that Jim Bean Jutsu was born.
Did you see that guy in the fedora? Yeah, he tried to administer Jim Beam Jutsu on the bouncer. That's why he is getting placed on the gurney.
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Pure liquid gold in a bottle. Smooth enough to be chugged, but strong enough to get you blackout drunk with cum stains on your mattress.
Guy 1: Hey could you grab me a Reds Apple Ale?
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.