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Gurney

While there's no set definition for what "gurney" as an insult actually means, it is generally acknowledged to be a bad thing, and in no case, under any circumstance should "gurney" be used in a positive way. The term "gurney" can be used as an adjective or a noun (whichever works for the situation).

(theres also the literal definition: a four-wheeled stretcher for transporting hospital patients from place to place ;a wheeled cart or wagon with canvas sides, used in post offices to route mail.)

"Shut your gurney face"

"Screw you, you fuckin' gurney"

"Your mom's a gurney"

"They had to carry him out on a gurney"

by The jojo April 9, 2006

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Gurney

When any particular area of your genitals gets a random itch.

“Phwoarrr I’ve got a Gurney happening on my left flap badly, right now”

by Jancey May 22, 2018

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Gurney Girl

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics

A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…

by Samc28 July 15, 2021

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Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

by EggBeaterNEater August 13, 2015


Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.

Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.

by chico1181 November 20, 2010

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gurney soldier

One whom sits around at a hospital at the bedside of a patient.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.

While my wife's mother was in the hospital, her sister sat in the room at her bedside like a gurney soldier.

by DunnerWPB May 5, 2011


Gurneys Law

In a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. If it goes badly he can't try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. Women can do what they like as the supersede Gurneys law

Mike: hey dude I'm thinking of hooking up with jenny
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!

by Didymograptus Gurneyii May 21, 2016