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Someone who sucks the sperm out of the penis and blows it back into the male's rectum.
I don't know what happened last night but i think i pulled a johnson.
Man, my breath stinks. Do you think giving that johnson caused it?
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a word to describe a little penis
-Why do they call him Mr. Johnson?
-Because he has a small penis apparently.
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A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.
Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night
Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
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1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs
johnson and johnson makes medicine
there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson
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When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.
My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.
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The act of losing dis dick or your testicles
Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.
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When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.
Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?
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