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Someone who sucks the sperm out of the penis and blows it back into the male's rectum.
I don't know what happened last night but i think i pulled a johnson.
Man, my breath stinks. Do you think giving that johnson caused it?
a word to describe a little penis
-Why do they call him Mr. Johnson?
-Because he has a small penis apparently.
A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.
Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night
Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs
johnson and johnson makes medicine
there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson
When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.
My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.
The act of losing dis dick or your testicles
Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.
When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.
Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?