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to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.
1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"
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A robbery, armed or otherwise, as defined in the Big L classic, "Ebonics" from the album, "The Big Picture"
Yo don't sell to these cats, the're are mad grimey, I smell a jook.
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The compound entity resulting from the close friendship between a jewish person and an asian person. i.e. a jew and a gook.
"Are Weinstein and Yung coming tonight?
"You mean, the jook?"
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jookes;adj.
an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.
i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.
"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"
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To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody
he caught a jooks on that nigga yesterday for his marmot
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The action of stabbing someone.
It can be randomly claimed at any time of the day.
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