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When you are quietly inserting a hamster into your anus and a friend shoves the pet cat up after it.
" I was preparing for a hot time with Hammy when (insert name) did a DIRTY KELISE on me, and now I have a dead rodent up my arse."
a kelise will never leave you because she is so downbad that she would literally never want to find anyone else because she's physically incapable. you can beat her up, cheat on her, talk shit about her, you could even beat up her grandma and she'd probably apologize for it. bottom line is, if you fall in love with a kelise, feel free to do her dirty cause shes not going anywhere.
"Dude that girl over there looks so impressionable and easy to manipulate"
"Dude! that's a kelise for sure!
a kelise will never leave your side because she is so downbad that she will never want to find anyone else. you can treat her like shit, you can cheat on her, you can beat her up, you could literally fight her grandma and she'd still see the good in you. never abandon a kelise because nobody will love you like she does
"Dude that girl over there looks so impressionable and easy to manipulate"
"Dude! You don't wanna mess with her, that's a Kelise."
The most prettiest girl in the world. they are super sweet. there really isn’t one bad trait about them. they always understand you and they are vulnerable with you which is what makes them the best.
Wow I really need a kelise right now
Kelise is a girl who will have fun and make you happy. But when you make her mad you will hate her . Dont never get on kelise bad side !
Kelise is very funny but yet have a bad attitude .
on national kelise day , all you do is be nice to a kelise and do anything she wants you to :)
“oh shit it’s national kelise day!”