Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.

Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

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kicked in the dick hole

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.

"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"

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Kick the dick off

1: UK szlang. To celebrate, to be awesome. "We're eating pizza and drinking champagne, we're kicking the dick off life"

2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"

"I'm gonna kick the dick off this job"

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kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”