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Someone who fabricates historical events especially regarding numbers and dates
Johnny poor Stalin essay rendered him a Kopite in the eyes of his teacher
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One who wears Liverpool hat, Liverpool scarf, Liverpool badges, Liverpool replica jersey, waves Liverpool flag but couldn't name ten Liverpool players or point out Anfield on a map!
Look at that twat with all the replica gear on, he must be a kopite.
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Scandinavian football fan, best known for limited capacity to use brain, despite having a huge cranium. Also known for leaving a faint whiff of anal discharge behind them.
I would have entrusted him with making the toast, but he was a Kopite.
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otherwise known as gobshites, redshite or just plain knob heads - a non educated person who unfortunatley has the dissadvantage of supporting THE REDSHIT - Liverpool FC
The kopited were lucky to finish top ten!!!
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A person of dubious parentage, hailing from various unfashionable towns and cities throughout Europe - such as Basildon, Stavanger or Truro.
Rumoured to be occasionally native to Mersyside, although this has ever been verififed and is thought to be an urban myth.
Often wears badges and scarves, they live in the 70's in a fashion sense and cloud cuckoo land in every other sense.
"Kopites are vermin and if you find them they should be hung on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey with their own scarves. This will help to keep their numbers down at a manageable level." - D Moyes, Vermin control expert.
(They will mate with their own relatives given the chance and can breed at an alarming rate, particularly when there is a sniff of a trophy in the pestilent air around their place of congregation analfield). They may also be related to the common woodlouse as so many of them come out of the woodwork at these times.
"Will you look at the state of that kopite twat, covered in badges the whopper!"
"Take that scarf off you beaut, it makes you look like a kopite"
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see Dickhead. They are normally from scandinavia or London or any place OTHER than Liverpool.
What a dickhead. He must be a kopite.
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