Lagging

An excuse scrubs use when they die in PUBG or any other game because they suck

I was lagging, that's why I missed him by a fucking mile

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Lag

Something that gamers type after inserting a butt plug into their anus. This is often done after dying, to better utilize their free time.
They might also say "Lagging" to indicate that they currently have a butt plug inserted.

Gamer has been killed.
Gamer: "Lag"
-OR-
In game but acting strange:
Gamer: "I'm lagging rn"

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lag

not to be confused with latency (the time it takes to send a packet to and recieve a response packet from a server along a network), lag is impaired computer functionality (slow application responses or reduced/choppy framerates) resulting from high latency, packet loss, or low-preformance (generally video) hardware

adj. laggy, vi. lag

"My ping's 198?! No wonder this server's so laggy!"

OR

"If you turn down you resolution, you won't get as much lag."

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lag

A prison name for someone who's in doing time or someone who has done time (Britain and Ireland). In use the mid 20th century and probably alot earlier too. In a song written by Brendan Behan; the old triangle.

Lag- He's an old lag, done plenty of time in Mountjoy.

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lag

Number one cause of violence amongst gamers.

Gamer with bloody knuckles comes into a bar. The barkeep asks, "What happened to you?" To which the games replies: "Lag..."

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Lag

Something that happens upon people with slow connections, or idiots who don't know when to stop downloading porn.

me: Why does it lag so much? Who the $^@# is downloading porn?
some idiot: me

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lag

A newb's excuse for getting pwned

some guy:OFMG Lag
me:STFU this is a LAN newb. I pwnt yoos.

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