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Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.
-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.
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A gorgous footy player who plays for Chelsea and England in midfield, and whips off his shirt after every match.
Frank Lampard, he is sex on legs
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When a result has to be voided or reduced in terms of impressiveness because was against the non existent tactics of the dirty brexit Tory EDL cr@cker cunt of a manager Frank Lampard
"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got rinsed by Aston Villa"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Lampard tax. Chelsea would've won if it wasn't for Lampard"
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Someone who on the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 game FIFA 10; the world famous soccer game, repeatedly plays as the team Chelsea in online ranked matches in order to use the player Frank Lampard. This player has been programmed with the ability to strike the ball incredibly powerful and accurate from long range distances, and although this is certainly true in real life as he is known for his long shots, the extent of these abilities shown in the game is somewhat unrealistic. Many FIFA players often choose to be the team Chelsea simply in order to repeatedly shoot with Lampard, and often score as is the case. This annoying feature within the game has lead to the creation of the phrase "Lampard Whore", which although could be deemed an insult, is not necessarily offensive, it simply refers to someone who excessivley picks Chelsea and shoots with Frank Lampard.
For example, You are playing FIFA 10 as AC Milan, a good solid team, but after 15 mins of gametime your 3-0 down as a result of the opposite player having chosen Chelsea and scored outside the penalty box with Lampard 3 times in a row. This is when you shout "F**k this you Lampard Whore" down the 360 microphone and quit the game.
Hence "Lampard Whore"
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a legitimate goal that is denied by a referee due to misjudgement. Source: World Cup 2010 pre-quarter final match between Germany and England. During the match, a Frank Lampard shot bounced off the undreside of the bar into the net but the goal was not allowed by referee Jorge Larrionda.
Oops again! The referee disallowed the goal. The team were a victim of two Lampard goals in a row.
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Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.
Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'
John: Have you got any more Pastry Lampards?
Terry: I have, but I've left them in the splaigen
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Has made the scoring of deflected goals an art form.
Bayern coach Felix Magath bemoaned Frank Lampard's deflected first-half goal - a carbon copy of his strike in the first leg.
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