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A Homosexual person.
This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
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The process of modifying your car by smashing it into a light post. Can cause injury.
Dude, did you hear how David lamppost modded his truck?
Yeah, it was pretty sick.
When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.
You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!
After blinding your partner with multi led flashlight, which incase you didn't know, is bright as fuck and can be purchased at any walmart or walgreens, you bend them over and have rough anal sex, without any lubricant whatsoever, then continue to cum wherever you choose.
my wife was cleaning our closet so i called her name and when she came over, we performed a pointy lamppost. that shit was well worth the divorce.
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When she slides upside down, down a lamppost or pole and then proceeds to inhale your cock.
Mateus: She hit me with that Inverse Lamppost dog.
Dario: Shiiiiiiiii.
When you attach a small light to the end of your cock, and preform sex with it whilst the light is on.
I did the lamppost with my girlfriend using a strobe light, and now she is dancing on the floor.
your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live
man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)
friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost