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An ugly little fuck that has no friends, except for one named Rachel. Really likes pussy but can never get any. Has gotten one blow job, but braces aren't good for that.... Is fat & ugly.
"I would never want to be like Cam Lanza."
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If someone was intent on seeking out the next Adam Lanza or someone like him, and they started their search with some guys on Lay Z Boy recliners, they're not going to come up with much. The more motivated the person, the more likely they are to act on the inherent capability/capacity that all humans have to kill. (We are all born serial killers deep below the surface facades, it's a matter of how likely someone is to act on it.) Serial killers and criminals aren't lazy people, they are motivated, perhaps excessively so.
Adam Lanza wasn't likely the kind of prick that spent a lot of time laying around or stoned as a teenager, he was likely a little bit too motivated internally for that.
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Christian Alexander Lanza is a beautiful human who is best matched with females born in June Christian Alexander Lanza typically attracts older women however his soul tie his other half and his partner in crime ends up being younger. They change the world together.
Christian Alexander Lanza makes me feel alive.
When a school shooter has rizz.
Adam lanza rizz crazy!
Are you insanity?
Because I'd shoot up the school for you: this is ADAM LANZA RIZZ
I love Adam Lanza rizz!
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Slang primarily heard amongst Mexicans, but not exclusively. Basically means going over-board, as in, too excitingly, too eager, TOO extravagant, to the point where you simply make a fool of yourself.
(Monday morning before 1st period)
Jr. High School Kid: Oooooooooh, I can't wait!!!!
Friend: What's up chuck? What are you excited about?
Jr. High School Kid: I bought my girlfriend her Valentine's gift!
Friend: Sweet, what'd you get her?
Jr. High School Kid: I bought her Chocolates, scented candles, flowers, stuffed animals, I wrote her a poem, I took new pictures of myself and put it in a heart frame, I bought her a puppy, some perfume, new earrings, a $250 gift card to Victoria Secret, a diamond ring for when we get married, a ne ....
(interrupted)
Friend: Woah Woah, you bought her a ring? Dude, you've been going out with her for a little over a week haven't you?
Jr High School Kid: I know, I know, but she's the one!
Friend: rofl! Te pasas de lanza.
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Name for people from the United States, named after school shooter Adam Lanza, who killed 27 children in Sandy Hook Elementary. Self-explanatory why it's against Americans.
American Man: Let's go play some football and drink beer!
European Man: You're a fucking lanza!