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lanza

A family in burlington Ontario who have huge asses.

Hey look its lanza, i hope his ass doesn't knock me over!

by pienthewop September 17, 2008

46πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Lanza

Adjective: Something that is beat (stupid, tedious, annoying) as fuck.

That holloween party last night was Lanza, but at least we drank at Sal's house after.

by TheRealestJT November 1, 2016

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Adam Lanza

Adam Lanza was quiet and socially awkward. There are too many quiet and socially awkward people in the world, male and female, to make identifying the next Adam Lanza a realistic priority. The one person that could have set the kid free (himself, to free himself from himself) failed to act, failed to tell anyone about who he was, so instead he decided to show the world something else, to take the freedoms and lives of many people in the process.

There are a lot of people with the personality similar to Adam Lanza that never take a life, so trying to give people information about his personality and hope they they will produce another Adam Lanza for you before the act (like Minority Report) is silliness. Everyone is part of the problem, but the kid had to be the one to do the work on himself, not every other person doing the work on him for him.

by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Adam Lanza

A hamster

OMG did you know adam lanza is a hamster?

by ADAMLANZAAAAA January 30, 2023

25πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Adam Lanza

A 20 year old autistic guy who shot and killed 20 kids at sandy hook elementary school.

Adam Lanza murdered, 12 girls and 8 boys before shooting himself.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 13, 2021

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Adam Lanza

great guy

1: do you know what adam lanza did?

2: yes he was a great guy! really inspiring

by Huensohn January 26, 2023

31πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Adam Lanza

Adam was diagnosed with Autism at 5 and went through many special need courses until he decided to be homeschooled until when he was a teen, and was bullied for being the weird kid in HS. He was mostly seen wearing khaki pants, a blue shirt (He liked to step over his boundaries and wear one with white stripes) and he was also known to carry a briefcase.

Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.

It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.

On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.

Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.

Smigglesluvr: Adam Lanza was such a cutie
A normal person: Nigga, what? Kill yourself you troon

by Spergs June 19, 2023

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž