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The act of licking another person's anus.
Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.
Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.
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The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.
OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH
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A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA
A typical "texts from last night"
(573):
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
(636):
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
(573):
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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do you smell that?! its the ghost of last nights dinner! Peeeeuuuuu!
a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10
Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.
Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?
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Talking about something that happened with your mom the previous night.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey Bill guess what.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I DID YO MOM LAST NIGHT
what i did last night?? your mom...
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