last night on earth

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.

OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH

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plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

The final form of boredom. Achieved by starting from the right of the keyboard and pressing the middle key, then the top and bottom keys, and moving left.

Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to write essays...
Me, bored AF: types plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp

A combination of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. It's so long that a post with it as a keyword will never get viewed.
It means whatever you want it to mean.

Jeff: I think qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp should be a national holiday!
Joe: Huh? Why?
Jeff: Because I learned that qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp-
*hearing the word again made Joe's brain explode*
Jeff: qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp!!!

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qqwaezrt

/k' kwā zrt/ The short form of qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp. It exists to make the term pronouncable.

Jeff: The meaning fo life is-
Jim: Stop. I heard what happened to Joe. Go away now!
Jeff: But it's just qqwaezrt.
Jim: *ASCENDED*

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778-330-2389

The rickroll number you call when you feel bad.
Because everybody loves to get rickrolled.

hey im feeling bad
*calls 778-330-2389*
i feel better now

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soob

How noobs say sub.

DUDE I HAVE LIKE 10 SOOBS, I AM SO GREAT AT YOUTUBE!

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Flopocalypse

When the Do the flop guy blew up the world.

Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Guy 2: NOOOOOO IT'S THE FLOPOCALYPSE!
The world blows up

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