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A person who periodically gains and loses weight.
Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.
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(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.
"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching
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A groovy lamp that is fun to stare at for hours on end. Best when you're high on weed
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When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!
I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.
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A light that protects you from the dark in a groovy way
Stephanie: I think Mckay put it there......(lava lamp)
Nicole: your just afraid of the dark :p
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When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most
He gave that bitch a lava lamp
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A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
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