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*Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her.
*It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day.
*Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her.
*WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling.
*Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out.
*She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them.
*Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat.
*When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets.
*Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer.
*When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!"
*The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman.
*Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle.
*In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her.
*Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet.
*Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined.
*Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out.
*When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans.
*When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER.
*In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by.
*Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie.
*Lucy has caught Bin Laden.
*Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
Lucy Lawless got accepted to Haavard, and didn't go. Why you ask? Attending would only make her lose brain cells.
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1. A female actress from New Zealand, born in the suburb of St. Lukes in Auckland. Came to prominence after a minor career in Europe with the role of Xena, in "Hercules" and her own titular role. Like most admired gay icons, Lucy Lawless is heterosexual. Currently head of Board of Govenors for the Starship National Children's Hospital of New Zealand.
2. To expose one's breast accidentally at a sporting event, as per Lucy's performance at an ice hockey game.
1. "Hey, who's that tall girl next to agent Scully? Hey, it's Lucy Lawless!!"
2. "The question is, did HJanet set it up, or was it a Lucy?"
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A nickname that now easily rolls off the tongues of many Americans, reserved primarily for the Mobster in Chief and any given member of his well-paid army of wiseguys.
Having to listen to that lawless scumbag say anything at all about anything is like water boarding to me at this point.
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A pathetic person who will do anything to be famous despite failing over and over again.
Dude, you’re being a Seph Lawless again. No one believes you worked with the Walking Dead TV show.
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Known for shaping the lifestyle and guidelines that the straight edge community live by, Tyler also was an original member of the Edge-core band xBLANKETx. After parting with the band in mid 05' he went on to release a solo album title "All Out Better". The album debuted in the spring of 06' at number one on the Billboards top 200. Tyler's fame quickly caught on and he gained many followers which laid down a good basis for the religion T-Lawism. The religion consisted of worshiping and honoring the All Mighty T Law with mannerisms such as taking an absence in the consumption of drugs and alcohol, keeping the flow of the dance pit going, and honoring him with tattoos. This was also the first known religion to adopt the custom of conducting Baptisms with A&W Rootbeer instead on the more commonly seen Holy Water. Tyler now currently resides atop Bond Hill in the heart of Botany Hills where he manages his Record Label Interscope Records. The record currently promotes the likes of emerging bands in the Hardcore and Pop-Punk scenes such as Heroes, All Out Best, Smarter Than Einstein, Lost Luggage, and Dead In Lights.
"Dude did you see Tyler Lawless in the pit!? He was leveling Everyone!"
"Little kids look under their bed for the Boogey man, The Boogey man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Tyler Lawless!"
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A famous Instagram Celebrity who is best known for exploring the most abandoned places in the world.
“Seph Lawless’ images inspired the popular video game ‘The Last of Us’ after his images went viral in 2013.
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A unique mix of multiple mental illnesses and disorders. While this is traditionally depression, adhd, and social anxiety it can be caused by various other things. The main symptom is acting in a way that many would liken to Asperger’s syndrome.
Dude you actually have fucking Asperger’s. You’re fucking autistic. No for the last time it’s Kieran Lawless Disorder