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Leadership is nature's way of removing morons from the productive flow.
"I award you this award"
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Leadership is the spiritual quest for direction and purpose. Leadership is the need in the human spirit which creates purpose and direction for ones self and for others. As followers we look for this vision in our leaders, as leaders we must realize the leadership is a true calling, not simply a job skill.
Jennifer has demonstrated leadership in her job by encouraging others to represent the vision of the organization.
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noun: An umbrella term meaning, or relating to, being involved in lame/pointless/time-wasting/tax-dollar-wasting/tuition-dollar-wasting "opportunities" at the University of Wisconsin - Green Bay. Those who participate in "leadership" often participate in one of six organizations that have different names, but are actually all the same thing. They also find themselves lacking in the friends department - they are losers and have nothing else better to do. Often times you'll find a "leader" as just the opposite as Webster defines. In fact, leadership is super exciting for these "leaders" that they often get a leadership boner (see "leadership boner"). They become so fully torqued at the word "leadership" that they pop a juicy, raging boner. This boner stays raging until they have been properly sucked off and/or banged. Unfortunately for them, "leadership" is women repellent. The leadership boner almost never reverts to the flaccid state. In a nutshell, "leadership" is a word used to give false credit and affirmations to lame college students as well as the mentally retarded.
"Hey Mitchell, would you like to participate in leadership since we have no friends?!"
"Yes Aaron, I would love to get a boner over false productivity and occupy our time with uselessness while failing to be an adequate member of society!"
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An alternative lifestyle and culture founded in 2010 by the students of Penrith High School. It is frequently celebrated by the students with traditional greetings such as "Leadership!" or affirming the suggestion of leadership with, "Mmm, yeah, leadership." Other variations of this theme have since emerged, and are all regarded as canonical.
Leadership, in this context, can be used as a noun, or even as a verb or adjective.
Ryan: Are you applying for student leadership?
Sean: Leadership?
Ryan: Yeah, leadership.
Imogen: You free this weekend?
Hamish: Sorry bro, I'm leadershippin'.
Geeth: Man, that's so… leadership.
Agilan: Mmm, yeah, leadership.
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90s era corporate fluff word used by email-pushers and middle managers to elevate themselves into imaginary inspirational figures. Leadership culture siphons huge sums of money to the most dispensable members of an organization, while non-leaders do all the useful work. The concept also provides a platform for motivational speakers to sell seminars to half-wits, who believe that they may become inspiring people by spending money on retreats in fancy places like Aspen, Colorado.
What do those lazy bastards in the admin. office actually do all day?
Leadership, bitches.
Its when some asshole juggalo who hugs everyone tell others what to do
"Hey fred, that stupid white boy has some real good leader ship skillz" "yea...right"
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The art of trading imaginary things in the future, for real things today.
Catbert showed his leadership skills by promising Dilbert a promotion if he worked all weekend and if there's ever an opening and no one else is more qualified.
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