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Somebody who goes or had gone to an Ivy League college or university (Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Penn, Princeton, and Yale).
Friend: "You got into the University of Pennsylvania? Man, I sure wish I was an Ivy Leaguer!"
You: "Who doesn't?"
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baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them
With Barry Bonds' knees the way they are these days, he's going to see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him.
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baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them
With Barry Bonds' knees so sore, he will see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him
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A description of a weak hit in baseball that falls into the outfield just out of the reach of the infielder and just in front of the outfielder.
While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.
The skinny little batter could only hit Texas Leaguers.
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Coach a little league team to the city title, take them out to pizza to celebrate, have them come back to your house for ice cream, kill them, have sex with them and bury them in the walls of your basement.
Hey man where's Rick been, I haven't seen him in months.
Dude, he got sent to jail bro, got busted pulling a little leaguer.
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After finishing anal sex, you remove your penis with fecal matter on it and use your penis like a crayon to apply eye black under each eye of your girlfriend
My girl didn't clean her ass good enough, when i pulled out and saw mudd on my dick, i turned her around and gave her a major leaguer! play ball bitch!
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a group of students not quite good enough to attend colleges and universities in the northeastern U.S., consisting of Yale, Harvard, Princeton, Columbia, Dartmouth, Cornell, the University of Pennsylvania, and Brown, having a reputation for high scholastic achievement and social prestige.
Despite her perfect SAT score, multitude of extracurricular activities, and flawless grade point average, the Laivy Leaguer was still not accepted to Harvard.