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This man killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy on November 22, 1963. There is a myth perpetuated that Oswald was just the fall guy. The myth originated the same way most conspiracy theories do. A power imbalance. How can a powerless nobody kill the most powerful man in the world? If it is possible for him to do it alone then the world is disordered. If he required help from others then the power imbalance is equalized and there is order in the world. Movies like JFK further perpetuate the myth. Once the myth is accepted by the majority, people like me get thumbed down. The reason why there isn't a conspiracy theory for John Hinckley, Jr. is because Reagan survived. "If Hinckley had powerful friends like Oswald he would have been successful," is the rationalization.
Joe Blow: But...his head went that way and the bullet....magic bullet!
Jane Doe: So you are a ballistics expert?
Joe Blow: Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy!!!
Jane Doe: There is zero evidence that he actually was a patsy.
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A guilty assassin proclaimed innocent by Oliver Stone clones who know nothing about forensic science or firearms. This is typical of the conspiracy influenced, weak minded, neophyte that likes to perpetuate paranoia.
Pimple faced teenager: “I watched the Zapruter film! Back and to the left! Back and to the left! Lee Harvey Oswald is a patsy cline!”
Intelligent skeptic: “That’s just an exploding head moving to the left, Sparky. You haven’t even been to Dealy Plaza, you dumb shit. That shot is easy as cake. The book depository is the ideal place for a sniper. No need for a target lead. Only a fool would take a shot from the Grassy Knoll or the railroad tracks because it’s wide open witnesses. Oswald was a Marine. A military trained professional with an exemplary sharpshooter score book. 212, two points above the minimum qualification for sharpshooter. Don’t let Oliver I’d Like To Suck Jim Morrison Off Stone influence you. Wake up pizza face. If I’m wrong then prove it. Fifty years and not one shred of evidence for a conspiracy.”
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The person who assassinated John F. Kennedy.
If only Lee Harvey Oswald shot a bag of marshmellows instead of John F. Kennedy...
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The sexual act of hitting someone from a very far distance with your semen, preferably from the upper story of a warehouse onto a government official.
Deed, i totally surprised Jen with that Lee Harvey Oswald. She had no fucking idea what hit her.
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Shooting someone in a window while outside on the ground/in a car.
Dude 1: Did you hear about that drive by shooting the other day? This guy was just looking out his window, admiring the view, when someone drove up and shot him dead.
Dude 2: Yeah man. That dude got totally Reverse Lee Harvey Oswald'd
person 1: bro lee harvey oswald is a national hero
person 2: bro youre so right
person 1 + 2: passionate lovemaking
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