lean left or right

The political stance of a man penis

Girl #1: I just met this intellectual guy.

Girl #2: That's great, does he lean left or right?

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left brain / right brain

Describes how a process is developed to cater to multiple ways people may wish to use or view that process.

While some people prefer to use drop down menus, other people prefer to use images for navigation. Left brain / right brain development provides a solution for both so that both sides of the brain are happy :-)

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left nut, right nut

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"

*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle

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left-right

a baseball heckle used by fans of the pitcher against a batter who has just struck out

"Left! Right! Left! Right! ..." (for each step of the batter as he walks back to the dugout)

Followed by a "Step!" for each step of the dugout that the batter must walk down, and then a "Sit Down!" when the steps are completed

This heckle is also used at basketball games when an opposing player fouls out

Modern origins: West Palm Beach Expos, University of Florida Baseball

Ump: "Strike 3!"
Fans marching the batter back to the dugout give the left-right heckle: "Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!...Step! Step! Step!...Sit Down!"

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Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...

I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..

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the left rights

the sideproject of Mindless Self Indulgence mad men jimmy urine and Steve Righ? (they used a pro-tool as tape recorder and recorded everything 'left' and right')

39 tracks about retards, Darth Vader fucking shit up, taking shits and growing a moustasche on one side..

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the left rights

the sideproject of Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmy urine and Steve Righ? made this masterpiece in 'seven over caffeinated, sleep deprived days'.(they used a pro-tool as tape recorder and recorded everything 'left' and right' hence the name 'The Left Rights'.)

1.39 tracks about retardation, Darth Vader fucking shit up, shaving pubic hair, taking shits and growing a moustasche on one side..

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