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Legless

A English slang term for being highly intoxicated.

Dude! Shawn was legless at the pub last night!

by Flowercrownsandrippedjeans๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ January 29, 2017


legless dog

A legless dog is a term for a piece of shit, because it looks like a miniture brown dog without legs.

Where's your bathroom? I gotta send the legless dog out to sea.

by Chode bone November 10, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


legless iguana

The male penis. To be used in like context as one eyed snake

Rene is so down for the legless iguana.

Or

Dude that girl is a fiend for the legless iguana

by Broni April 22, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Legless lizard

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. โ€” lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards โ€” suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.

A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021


slut and legless

London Australian slang for the Slug and Lettuce. A popular chain bar, esp. with those of the antipodean persuasion.

"Feel like getting pissed. Whatdyareckon?"
"yeah. slut and legless."

by reuben February 15, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Legless lizard

The term used for having a big cock

Damn. That guy must of had a legless lizard. I saw his budgle from here

by Johnnysjunkiemind June 20, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


legless spider

A crippled individual that was bitten by a spider and had to have all of its limbs removed. Legless Spiders tend to be autistic and look like a diabetic potato.

Edwin is a Legless Spider, what an awful existence.

by EnderCrystal September 7, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž