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Masturbating while watching a Harry Potter film.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Harry Potter film?
Person 2: Yeah, went for a good old Ejaculation Leviosa.
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it be a spell that makes stuff go yeetileedeet and fly.
It’s WINGGARDIUM LEVIOSA not wingardium levioSa
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A sleek that’s make stuff go fly in air
It’s WINGGARDIUM. LEVIOsa not wingardium levioSa
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This is a levitation trick for male magicians that will impress your friends and relatives at parties. It can be performed day or night, indoors or outdoors. The only necessary equipment is your anus and your testicles.
When you feel the urge to fart, gather a crowd and strip completely naked - or at least from the waist down.
Sit down on the floor, place your hands behind your knees, and gently roll backward onto your back, hugging your knees into your chest, taking care to allow your scrotum to hang down naturally over your taint and anus. Try to relax - you want your anus completely covered by your ball bag.
Now, with everyone watching, yell out “WINDFARTIUM LEVIOSA” and release your fart. With practice, you will be able to magically cause your testes to levitate for up to three seconds.
So I did my last trick at that kid’s birthday party, and his parents shorted me ten bucks. I was so pissed. I had made like a hundred balloon animals and the baby goat was a pain in the ass all morning. So I told the kids wait - Poppy the Clown has one more special trick. And I did Windfartium Leviosa right in front of his Republican grandparents.
holy shit he's flying oh god oh no please call someone to get him down we are going to lose him or he's going to go to space and die.
they used this word in star wars i think and its supposted to mean flying cause dear god my friend is in the air.
You: Isn't it livosa?
Her: Its actually Leviosa.
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A spell from the wizarding realm used to masturbate or "wank" oneself without using your hands, it also provides a floating sensation.
Harry walked in to Ginny Wankgardium Leviosaing herself.