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Ejaculation Leviosa

Masturbating while watching a Harry Potter film.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Harry Potter film?
Person 2: Yeah, went for a good old Ejaculation Leviosa.

by CalvinMacaroon November 28, 2010

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


wingardium leviosa

it be a spell that makes stuff go yeetileedeet and fly.

It’s WINGGARDIUM LEVIOSA not wingardium levioSa

by I'mabun,I'mabun,I'mtasty March 16, 2023

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wingardium leviosa

A sleek that’s make stuff go fly in air

It’s WINGGARDIUM. LEVIOsa not wingardium levioSa

by On a 25 kill streak I am -yoda April 16, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Leviosa

holy shit he's flying oh god oh no please call someone to get him down we are going to lose him or he's going to go to space and die.
they used this word in star wars i think and its supposted to mean flying cause dear god my friend is in the air.

You: Isn't it livosa?

Her: Its actually Leviosa.

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by The bigger'est chungus May 30, 2021


Windfartium Leviosa

This is a levitation trick for male magicians that will impress your friends and relatives at parties. It can be performed day or night, indoors or outdoors. The only necessary equipment is your anus and your testicles.

When you feel the urge to fart, gather a crowd and strip completely naked - or at least from the waist down.

Sit down on the floor, place your hands behind your knees, and gently roll backward onto your back, hugging your knees into your chest, taking care to allow your scrotum to hang down naturally over your taint and anus. Try to relax - you want your anus completely covered by your ball bag.

Now, with everyone watching, yell out β€œWINDFARTIUM LEVIOSA” and release your fart. With practice, you will be able to magically cause your testes to levitate for up to three seconds.

So I did my last trick at that kid’s birthday party, and his parents shorted me ten bucks. I was so pissed. I had made like a hundred balloon animals and the baby goat was a pain in the ass all morning. So I told the kids wait - Poppy the Clown has one more special trick. And I did Windfartium Leviosa right in front of his Republican grandparents.

by Double Happiness September 1, 2022


Wankgardium Leviosa

A spell from the wizarding realm used to masturbate or "wank" oneself without using your hands, it also provides a floating sensation.

Harry walked in to Ginny Wankgardium Leviosaing herself.

by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022