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Hetero life partners are those dudes in history who should be together, but because people can't handle gay romances that's not allowed
Person 1: Those two are such hetero life partners
Person 2: I know right
A hetrosexual bro that means more to you than any bitch ever could.
Yo bitch im dumping you, now if you will excuse me im going on a man date with my Hetrosexual Life-Partner.
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A socially acceptable way to refer to a sex or blowup doll
I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”
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The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).
"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."
or:
"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
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May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
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