Fred Durst's little flaccid penis.
Limp Bizkit ain't metal. Judas Priest IS metal.
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Why the hell would you name your band "Limp Bizkit?" If my bickit was limp, I wouldn't brag about it... I'd pop Viagra!
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a game in witch several guys stand a circle jerking their wangs and spewing their loads on another guy standing in the middle-(pivot man).
guy-1 : hey, were having a circle-jerk, wanna join?
guy-2 : no, my arm hurts.
guy-1 : well, thats ok, you can just stand in the middle. you make a great pivot man.
guy-2 : great!!!!
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The band that destroyed Woodstock and FM radio. see, unfocused anger, latent homoeroticism, meathead metal
Extreme Dude #1: How does Durst do it?
Extreme Dude #2: I know -- he has a small wang, but still goes to bed with chicks.
Extreme Dude #1: I wish my wang were that small.
#2: Haha! Mine is!
#1: I was just joking.
#2: Oh (looks down)
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A band that uses the word "fuck" more than once i neach song. The people who like them, your with me, and rap a metal should be mixed together. Then, there a losers who say limp bizkit is gay, while they jam out in their car with Simple Plan songs.
"Dude, did you here that Limp Bizkit song, Nookie?"
"Screw L1mp B1zk1t, 1 g0t s0m3t1n b3ta, g000000 S1mple p1an, w00t! L33t rockzzzz!
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some gay band that eminem shit on
Eminem shit on limp bizkit on that song Girls
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