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Linemen

Fat asses that have no athletic ability. Their only purpose in life is to keep the real players from getting hit.

Dont worry, the linemen will do all the dirty work for us.

by Purple Helmet August 20, 2003

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linemen appreciation week

The third week of July where Linemen get rewarded for protecting the Quarterback, opening lanes for the Running Back, and working in the trenches

Hey Jack, I got you a present for Linemen Appreciation Week!
Jack: Thanks man! At least I get some appreciation once in a while

by XxX_God_XxX April 24, 2019


The D-Linemen

When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary

“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks

Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”

by Websterboy November 24, 2020