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the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!
wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT
reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!
(just blame the kids)
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lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella
I use her crusty ass lips as cheese whenever I forget to buy some more mozzarella for my spaghetti
One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.
Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"
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