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The Ohio log ride involves three people, the sex of the three people does not matter. The first person (the slide) gets down on their hands and knees and positions them self to where their buttocks is angled towards the ground to create the slide. The second person (the logger) then excretes a solid log of fecal matter on the the first persons upper-back. The third person (the hosier) then urinates on the back of the first person to allow the log of fecal matter to slide down their back and into the second persons mouth.
"Ohio" is used in the title because only people from Ohio would do this.
I hope I do well on my report card so my Dad will Ohio log ride with me and my sister.
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Riding the log ride when a guy with down syndrome is riding directly behind you. Inevitably this causes the rider in front to slide into the down syndrome guy's lap, inadvertently causing the unfortunate rider to endure the ride with a mentally retarded erection in his back.
On New Year's Eve Batman cried as he was forced to endure a Knott's Log Ride.
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The German Log Ride is a sexual act envolving a group of three. Person #1 lays down on the floor face up. Person #2 sits like a dog on top of person #1s forehead. Person #3 then deficates on person #2s back, then urinates on the turd sending it flowing down person #2s back and into person #1s mouth.
The film was going well until Stacey found herself on the end og a German Log Ride.
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The act of putting your ass up to someone else's ass and shitting into their ass
"Bruce gave me the ol frisco log ride lastnight"
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the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles
she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!
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The extension of a blumpy where you are taking a shit with a girl sitting on your boner, having a great ride!!
Hey baby. Before I finish this shit, stop the blumpy and hop on board for a log ride!!!
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The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.
Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"
Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"