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"Fake Four Loko." After lawmakers banned the sale of energy drinks combined with alcohol, the makers of Four Loko removed caffeine, guarana, taurine, and b-vitamins from the beverage. The drink remains alcoholic.
Faux Loko: Same terrible taste without all the fun!
Same as a power hour, but with a four loko.
Hey bro, you wanna come over and do a loko hour?
The act of consuming an entire Four Loko while in the shower for the purpose of pre-gaming an event. Exiting the shower before the entire drink is consumed is strictly forbidden. Commonly performed before college football games and fraternity day-drinking events.
Example: "We only have 10 minutes to pre-game and get cleaned up. What are we going to do?"
"Shower loko."
24oz can of pure recockulus energy drink mixed with 12% alcohol. The favorite drink of a crazy person. Tastes like carbonated antifreeze mixed with plastic bottle vodka in a toilet. The strange interaction between the caffeine, alcohol, and rat poison in this drink gets a person beyond drunk. The technical term for this reckless state is 'different'.
Shit bro, if i have one more sip of this 4Loko i'm gonna get so different i might get us a hooker and more coke.
Get that 4 Loko out of my face before we all get different and rob a liquor store.
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Man, i had a Four Loko last night and this morning I felt like an elephant sat on me.
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Gin LoKo is the mixture of Gin and four loko soda pop.
If staying up all night is important to you then try a Gin Loko. Gin LoKo is dangerous so use cation. While at the same time it can be considered an extra life.
Example: I was there sipping Gin LoKo and the next thing I knew I was kissing, fighting and had a mouth full of sand. This Huntington beach concert is Wild. Where is my friend; he couldn’t be lying in the sand confused, phoneless and lost. It could worst, someone could throw pizza at his face.
The 4 Lokos of a 4 Loko Night:
1. memory wipe
2. found wandering
3. regret
4. no conequences
this is what happens when you experience the 4 lokos of a 4loko night...you drink 3 4lokos, punch a girl in the stomach, leave the party, abandon your bike somewhere and walk the opposite direction home, you lose your hat, your backpack , your bike, and wake up wondering if you traded your laptop to the cabbie that took you home. your friends slowly bring everything back to you the next day and you find your laptop in your sock drawer.
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