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A big eyed, four foot tall cretin
An example of lomax is Kevin or more colloquially known as the 'mev'. He is the greatest troll to have ever existed.
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The act of being tricked into paying for someone's food or drink because they forgot their wallet.
Man, we pulled up to the drive through, ordered our food, and when we got to the window that fool said he left his wallet at the house.
Damn, dude, you got lomaxed.
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Rebecca - Go get my laundry Lomax
Lomax - "Goes to get laundry"
Sode- Whipped like Toby
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A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.
They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
Brother: Do you know where Cody is?
Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!
Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
In "Weekend at Bernie's" the lead character Bernie Lomax dies. For some reason his body moves when music is played. So when a friend passes out at a bar and reawakens during loud music and starts drunk dancing it is the Bernie Lomax.
Derock drank 4 gin and tonics in 30 minutes and passes out. Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" comes on he gets up and starts rockin' out. He just pulled a Bernie Lomax.
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A person who loves children or anything which shouldn't be shagged
Ethan lomax fucked a cat once
When your sitting in your corner desk, reclined in your chair, with your eyes closed trying to take a nap.
Ryan spent all day working on his Lomax Impression while Jarid could not control his bowels.