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To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)
After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.
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The act of being tricked into paying for someone's food or drink because they forgot their wallet.
Man, we pulled up to the drive through, ordered our food, and when we got to the window that fool said he left his wallet at the house.
Damn, dude, you got lomaxed.
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A prank of the most extraordinary kind executed by a guy named Bill Lomax.
Who took the wheel off my chair?! Oh no! I've been Lomaxed!
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A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.
A huge shit in both girth and length.
If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:
Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax
Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax
Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax
Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax
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power full strong mined except if you have matthew as your first name
A big eyed, four foot tall cretin
An example of lomax is Kevin or more colloquially known as the 'mev'. He is the greatest troll to have ever existed.
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