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When your boyfriend/girlfriend is across the ocean, not able to meet you , but still continues to love each other.
I love my boyfriend, even though we are having a Long-Distance Relationship
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They are absolute hell. You love your partner so much although you can’t be with them as much as you want to. You lay awake at night thinking of them and how much you wish you could be together. All the terrible things aside this kind of relationship is strong and shows that you can love without physically being together.
Me and my boyfriend are in a Long Distance Relationship and I miss him so much.
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A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romantic feelings for one another.
Kyle, who lives in Sydney, Australia, is in a long-distance relationship with Ashley, who lives in the U.S.
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Having your dick in a vice 50 weeks out of the year.
Friend: "Hey man, that girl keeps looking over here. You should see if she wants to check out your apartment."
You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."
Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."
You: "Yeah..."
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1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.
2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"
Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"
Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"
Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
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The act of masterbating with your feet.
Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"
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As my friend who was in one said:
"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden
"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"
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