another word for horny, since we dont like that word. it can be used in a lot of situations, we tried it all. all we want is for people to stop using horny so USE LONKED!
Man #1 : "Man I'm so lonked for her right now."
Man #2 : "So go hook up with her bro!"
Girl : "IM SO LONKED FOR JACK!"
Man #1 : *looking at some chicks boobs and not breaking eye contact*
Man #2 : "dude youre so fucking lonked"
Man #1 : "i know!"
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Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.
Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'
M: OMG NEKKID SYLAR!
J: WHERE? 8D LONK, PLZ.
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A descriptive word used to call cool people.
Stu: Hey Paula you and Lesley are lonks!
Paula: Yes we're a right pair of lonkers!
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A male with lushous locks, a sexy beast, who knows how to party in his pants with a lot of girls. All girls want him and need him.
I wish I was Taylor Lonk!
Look at that Taylor Lonk!
Best Taylor Lonk ever!
That girl needs a Taylor Lonk by her side!
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a fat,lazy, or inactive person.
look at that lonk-doodle sitting on the couch eating chips