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Lonk

Long lanky penis.

Dude, fred has such a lonk!

by Lonk_Master5 November 8, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lonked

another word for horny, since we dont like that word. it can be used in a lot of situations, we tried it all. all we want is for people to stop using horny so USE LONKED!

Man #1 : "Man I'm so lonked for her right now."
Man #2 : "So go hook up with her bro!"

Girl : "IM SO LONKED FOR JACK!"

Man #1 : *looking at some chicks boobs and not breaking eye contact*
Man #2 : "dude youre so fucking lonked"
Man #1 : "i know!"

by yomommmmmmabro October 23, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lonk

Long lanky penis.

Dude, fred has such a lonk!

by Lonk_Master5 November 8, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lonk

Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.

Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'

M: OMG NEKKID SYLAR!
J: WHERE? 8D LONK, PLZ.

by MellyBoot XD July 11, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lonk

A descriptive word used to call cool people.

Stu: Hey Paula you and Lesley are lonks!
Paula: Yes we're a right pair of lonkers!

by Bigstoo February 28, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taylor Lonk

A male with lushous locks, a sexy beast, who knows how to party in his pants with a lot of girls. All girls want him and need him.

I wish I was Taylor Lonk!
Look at that Taylor Lonk!
Best Taylor Lonk ever!
That girl needs a Taylor Lonk by her side!

by crazzybob198 December 6, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


lonk-doodle

a fat,lazy, or inactive person.

look at that lonk-doodle sitting on the couch eating chips

by mistasmith April 16, 2010