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A brand no man should ever wear... EVER
Dan wore a lululemon shirt to the gym that had thumb holes in the sleeves... No, just, NO.
33đź‘Ť 49đź‘Ž
A self entitled bitch who doesn’t necessarily have the dreadful short “bob” haircut, but is very critical of herself by being obsessed w/fitness (Yoga, Pilates, running, pole/aerial fitness & any other blazing hot trendy exercise), hence the Lulu stretchy pants, but not all LK’s workout. They desire the look of as if they spent $70-$100 on the label, looking hot appreciating themselves & making all her peers/strangers jealous. Hence, phony Lululemon Karen.
The authentic Lululemon Karen has the means, influence, educated, condescending & ready to fly off the handle & go ape shit on anyone she views is in her way & goes off on people she encounters for unbelievably petty crap for no good reason. She drives like an asshole speeding & cutting off others, honking, shouting profanities, using middle finger or waving arms. She only drives SUVs & luxury vehicles.
You’ll usually see them in Beverly Hills, West LA, Santa Monica, Southbay especially Manhattan Beach, El Segundo (Lmao- young women & mostly old crows w/ overly done plastic surgery forget they live in old toxicity..The gas plant & Hazardous Waste plant make up city); pretty much all of South Bay Area, Most of the elite Orange County cities & the better areas of Rancho Cucamonga/Fontana. Murrieta, Canyon Lake & parts of Corona & only desirable areas of Riverside (yes parts have moved on up)
The worst ones are the bimbo bots that run over people at the Strand/boardwalk of Manhattan Beach, Hermosa & Redondo Beach walkpaths.
“Watch out for Lululemon Karen, she’s in her Lexus SUV, wreaking havoc on anything in her path
“Lookout for Lululemon Karen, she mows down” everyone walking/jogging on the Manhattan beach strand”
I hate shopping at the Beverly Connection shopping ctr, why aren’t the Lululemon Karen’s at their mothership- the Grove, Santa Monica place or Promenade?
A MILF that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga. Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives a land rover to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
Sarah is such a lululemon mom! I always see her going from manicure appointment to pilates to PTA meeting to brunch with the girls!
24đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
Cool girl (or boy) who wears lululemon and flexes it. Usually gossips a lot
Look at that lululemon girl she’s probably very annoying
27đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
Boosts a girls rating out of ten by at least 1 if not by 2. Can make an average girl look hot. And a hot girl into Megan Fox. And so on. They contain a hypnotic aura that garners much attention from guys. To girls that love attention, buy these pants!
Man....look at that chick over there. -Jason
Yea, thats a 7 for sure. -Bob
No, but shes wearing lululemon pants! thats at least an 8! man look at that tight ass! -Jason
50đź‘Ť 20đź‘Ž
A speed walking, yoga slaying, PTO president elitisit. The type of women to ask the waiter for a better table, twice. She's a real nice MILF to have on your good side, but cross her child and her perfectly manicured toes and tori burch sandal is going straight up your butt hole
"Yo Kevin wanna finish our project tonight? "
"No man, I've got a lululemon mom. She'll do it for me"
11đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
An illusion yoga pants created causing a flat booty-ed person's back side to appear more curvy and voluptuous than it would in normal attire.
note: lululemon is an athletic brand that specializes in yoga pants
Chet: Dayum I didn't realize Sara had such an ass on her!
Chad: Nah man! It's a lululemon-illusion! That girl's ass is flatter than a pancake.