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(noun) when a "ho" (woman) simultaneously pleasures five men using both of her hands and the three common sexual orifices.
Janie just did a threesome, i think she might be ready for a 5 man dance!
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A silly attempt at dancing done by outrageously overweight people by slowly rotating the hips, lifting a foot at a time, and the arms, kept at 90 degree angles swivel side to side.
Kyle, that fat bastard, ruined our no fat people dance by doing the fat man dance.
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Describes the uncoordinated, rhythmless nature of which a person tries to dance. It originated from the (white man) but has crept into other races across the globe as many men and women stumble on the dance floor in attempts to (cut a rug).
However, when this "dance" is initiated by a female, it is known at the White Girl Dance. It also originated from the female caucasian persuasion, but has crept its way into other ethnicities.
"Hey Mark, how was the club last night?"
"It sucked ass!"
"But I heard you met a hot-ass girl!"
"She was doing the White Girl Dance."
"No!"
"Yeah.... so I left her on the dance floor. And then she ended up with some dude, doing the White man's dance."
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a girl's first slow dance with a man, preferably a pirate, because a pirate is a real man. The man usually makes a few attempts a spinning the girl as well.
*the ideal song that would play during this occasion would be Dance with You by Live.
As she stood alone awkwardly on the dance floor, the pirate came up and asked to dance with her. Afterward her sisters were jealous that her first man dance was with a pirate.
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some thing bigmanshaq doesn't do
She wanted to vibe, man don't dance
Looked in my eyes, man don't dance
One, two step, man don’t dance
Flex on your ex, man don't dance
She stepped on my crepes, man dont dance
Touch my chest ('Low that), man dont dance
One, two step, man don't dance
Man don't dance, man don't dance
Originally posted on 4chan's /b forum, the Dancing Man is a collection of two photos; one of an overweight man dancing fervently, and the other of the same man bowing his head in humiliation as (presumeably) a group of people laugh at him. The caption of the photo said: "Spotted this specimen trying to dance the other week. He stopped when he saw us laughing." Due to the mean-spirited nature of the post, a Twitter user decided to start a #dancingman campaign to find the Dancing Man, and furthermore invite him to a massive party with hundreds of woman in LA. This hastag quickly blew up on Twitter, with even celebrities like Pharrell Williams, Moby, and Ellie Goulding supporting the cause and opting to perform at the party. The Dancing Man was eventually identified as a London native named Sean, who will attend the party.
The Dancing Man is proof that there is still faith in humanity.
the naked dance is performed by a male spouse when trying to engage in sexual activities with female spouse
He performed his man naked dance
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