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Wen you cut your gfls vagina hair while laying upside down and put glue on your penis. Making your penis a man bear dick.
OMG Martha stewart would make the greatest man bear dick.
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This is urban slang. You may have heard of "dude" and "man" and "bro" and most recently, you will hear kids saying them all together now. "Hey dude man bro!"
Well the kids are now saying "Dude man bear pig" as a greeting. This was adopted from the episode of the television show "South-Park" where Al Gore hunts a "man-bear-pig"
So this is a greeting. I believe it originated in the very trendy "Dirty Den" of Meriden CT.
Mike: Hey dude man bear pig, whats going on?
Johnny: Eh, not too much, boutta sop some tang tonight
Mike: Nice breh, give the ol' in out for me.
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The Man Bear Pig is a series of shots consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, Jager Bomb and a Boiler Maker taken in sequence. Widely regarded as the most intense shot in the history of alcohol consumption, the MBP is not for the faint of heart. Only those with a sufficient base of mustiness should challenge the elusive MBP. There has only been one recorded engagement and though the MBP was defeated, it was not conquered.
The Handsy Man and the Fertile Esquire successfully fought off a Man Bear Pig Shot last night, not realizing that they were critically injured they carried on. The next day Man Bear Pig showed its teeth when the Fertile Esquire woke up under the dining room table and the Handsy Man had dicks drawn on his face. Blackout - Get There!
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A man bear gummy is a unique type of human/bear/thingy. He is like a human sandwich except he tastes very sweet. These types human are very rare in nature to this day. So if you ever meet a man bear gummy in the forest/your room/bathroom do not hesitate he is very tasty.
Bob: DUDE....
Alien: What now bob?
Bob: i just saw a.....MAN BEAR GUMMY....
Alien: OMFG REALLY!?!?!?
Bob: yes i just said i saw it in your room under your bed...
Alien: NOOOOOOOO not the sacred bed
(Alien runs over to bed)
(Alien smells around)
Alien: DID YOU JUST TAKE A DUMP!?!?
Bob: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN BEAR GUMMY FART!!
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An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.
See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."
An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.
Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”
a question posed on the internet whether a woman would consider herself being safer while alone in the forest with either a man or wild bear.
I asked her "man or bear" and she was the only girl by far to pick the man