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2 Man Day October 15th. Every Year we. celebrate “2 man day”. Aka double date.
10/15 Hey its 2 man day today!!
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Every Wednesday we wear red to support our wall breaking friend, and you have every right to say ,oh yeah kool-aid man just about when ever you feel like it
When you insert the utter of a cow into your rectum and squeeze the utter to fill your anal cavity with milk.
Dude, I stole Debra's cow and I pulled a Milk man's day dream on it.
National G-Man Day on the 12th of June is a day to celebrate the character from the Half-Life series, G-Man.
Left, the next king of the United Kingdom said his birthday(?) will become National G-Man Day because "it's funny"
Man, i cant wait for National G-Man Day!
October the 5th girls get a free opportunity to wine on there friend or crush single or taken👀.
Girl 1: why are u wining on my man
Girl 2: it’s national wine on a man day
Girl 1: ok then😖
November 1st is National Peg A Man Day! So girls grab your strap on dildo and peg a man!
Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!
And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀
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June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!
Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!
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