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1)a cake or pastry baked by a male
2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male
I'm hungry for mancake
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The ass of your best drinking bud pressed against yer morning wood. His butt is covered in boy butter from last nights foamance. The only thing missing is syrup.
ie. Little Dwizzle added his sweet syrup to Josh's mancakes and then decided it was time to flip his own mancakes when Josh finally woke up.
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Mancakes is the pancake breakfast a guy offers to cook a girl when he wants to have sex with her for the first time.
"Sweetie, let's stay at your place tonight. I'll cook you my special mancakes in the morning."
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Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM
Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.
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Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.
Zac Efron's overly matte complexion has started rumours he's a fan of the mancake.
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A pancake at Denny's, IHOP, or any other breakfast chain, that a minimum-wage, unhappy, employee has defiled with his semen.
"Dude I went to Denny's with my mates the other morning and I think they served me mancakes."
"It's great working at IHOP because I get to serve these douchebags mancakes without them even knowing it."
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While admiring a particularly large pancake: 'It's a man... it's a mancake.'
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