mancake

1. Another word for male genitals

2. When a woman pours syrup all over a mans body and proceeds to lick it off of him (usually done in the morning)

3. A premium man; broad, strong, and a cool dude

Suck my mancake bitch

Yo that bitch ate me for breakfast when she made a mancake outa me this morning, Now I'm all Sticky!

Yo that dude is one giga fuckload of a mancake!

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Mancakes

The pancakes you eat with a large group of friends while celebrating National Pancake Day at IHOP

Ryan-Dude did you get your Mancakes today?
Billy-Yeah man, I stuffed my face with them.
Bryan-MANCAKES! MANCAKES! MANCAKES!

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Mancake

A pancake of gigantic proportions. It can only be consumed by a TRUE man.

"Here, want a pancake?"
"Do I look like I have a vagina? Make me a mancake!"

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mancake

1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".

2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.

"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"

If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.

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mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male

I'm hungry for mancake

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Mancake

Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM

Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.

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mancake

Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.

Zac Efron's overly matte complexion has started rumours he's a fan of the mancake.

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