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mancake

1. Another word for male genitals

2. When a woman pours syrup all over a mans body and proceeds to lick it off of him (usually done in the morning)

3. A premium man; broad, strong, and a cool dude

Suck my mancake bitch

Yo that bitch ate me for breakfast when she made a mancake outa me this morning, Now I'm all Sticky!

Yo that dude is one giga fuckload of a mancake!

by TyCoLicious August 08, 2009


Mancakes

The pancakes you eat with a large group of friends while celebrating National Pancake Day at IHOP

Ryan-Dude did you get your Mancakes today?
Billy-Yeah man, I stuffed my face with them.
Bryan-MANCAKES! MANCAKES! MANCAKES!

by mancakes12345 February 28, 2012


Mancake

A pancake of gigantic proportions. It can only be consumed by a TRUE man.

"Here, want a pancake?"
"Do I look like I have a vagina? Make me a mancake!"

by Slander89 March 02, 2010


mancake

1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".

2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.

"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"

If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.

by Teenage Lobotomy October 16, 2007


mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male

I'm hungry for mancake

by kelley April 21, 2004


Mancake

Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM

Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.

by Bonedoggg August 20, 2008


mancake

Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.

Zac Efron's overly matte complexion has started rumours he's a fan of the mancake.

by J. J. K. November 05, 2007