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A fat whore...usually one who smells very unfair and whos stench could knock down the mightiest of redwoods.
I can smell a manda coming down the road....*BOOM BOOM BOOM CRASH*....YOU HEAR THAT!?!?!
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A manda is commonly known as a synonym for "Fruit cake" or "fruit." Usually reffering to someone "Fruitie" or of homosexuality.
Fruit cake.
What a manda, holding hands with a ntoerh girl!
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A large, serpentine kaiju (monster) from Japanese kaiju-eiga (monster movies). Manda shared the stage with Godzilla in 1968's "Destroy All Monsters", but is best known for his starring role as the sea-serpent god of the Kingdom of Mu in "Atragon". Manda strongly resembled a traditional Japanese dragon, with a long, slender, scaly body, four tiny legs, and a sharp-featured head with prominent horns. His most notable special ability was to wrap himself around an enemy and squeeze, constrictor style.
My favorite monster from Godzilla movies is Manda.
Manda is WAY better than Baragon!
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Manda; she’s literally a sweetest person ever. She’s kind, caring, cool and a very calm person. she acts like hating on you probably always shouting and mad at you, but deep inside she’s tryna protect you and she always do. The bad thing is that Manda never protect herself. she’s never tell her problem to anyone and going through of it by herself. she was amazing. sometimes when u get mad at her and said such a bad things to her, she would probably gets upset but she doesn’t show it that she’s upset and sad, although she’s still love you. u will miss her when u far away from her, because the memories she makes with u were so beautiful. everything u do with her are missed. u literally felt really gratefull that u met her. she’s always support u no matter what happen. she would listen to your problem or how’s your day going. she just really beautiful, inside and outside. she’s always been there and waiting for u no matter how long it took. she’s not that funny cause both of u have a different sense of humor. but still make u laugh tho. everytime u thinking abt her u will smile and tears came out from your eyes. everyone love her. if they don’t then i do. i love u, Manda. take care:)
manda: “what happen? if there’s something wrong, just tell me everything i will listen to you.”
me: “what about you? is there anything bad happen to u? i wanna hear it once.”
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Someone who loves polka-dots and is required to have one of every article of clothing polka-dotted.
"She wore a lot of polka-dot stuff."
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"You mean Manda?"
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To piss oneself in public -- usually, but not always, as a result of too much drinking at one's defence party.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jane pull a Manda last night?"
Person 2: "Seriously?! She pissed herself at her defence party?!"
Person 1: "Yeah! I guess incontinence really is a symptom of too much grad school."
Person 2: "That and being a total derp."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, Jane is a total derposaurus, just like Manderp."
Person 2: "lololol, Manda is a total derpinatrix."
This is what you call an arrogant girl that is hooked on roids. She is someone who is self obsessed with her body and even though she is perfectly fit she feels that she needs to bulk up even more. She is one who KNOWS that she is teh secksi, she doesnt hide it. She also likes to toy with other boys and tease them with her cutie bootie. A common reference to a 'Manda Jo' is the 'Hanford Ho' aka Manda Jo the Hanford Hoe! Stay away from manda jo's...they are catch and release fishermen!
She is also super pro at giving blumpkins
"Yo man, I met this girl last night. She is so awesome and beautiful and just wow....amazing!"
"Nah dude, watch out! That's one of them 'Manda Jo's' everyone talks about....stay away while you can bro. Once she has you in her grasp she will tear you to pieces"
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