Yes ma'am may I have another?

The act of spanking or being spanked, and asking for more.

Shanequia: *smack* Ya like that, ho?
Dave: Yes ma'am may I have another?!

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may i please fart in your mouth

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

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May I take your hat sir?

The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.

Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.

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If I may be so bold

"If I may be so bold" is a phrase that can be inserted into any everyday conversation to make yourself sound smarter/better. You don't even have to be saying something totally out there or "bold"...you can just say it.

I think this sandwich is great, if I may be so bold.

Her booty is bumping, if I may be so bold.

I love you, if I may be so bold.

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i may be named duke but i’m not a dog

an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream

duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”

I may be from the bog but Im not turf

Refers to people living in the Irish countryside or just outside Dublin. Sarcasm - Im not thick

Are you serious? I may be from the bog but Im not turf

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The D'amelio Family or something i may have spelled it wrong

The worst family on the internet right behind morgz's family, Her youngest I assume has 96 million on tic tacs or smt like that and her sister......... no. Most of their fans are cringy 12-15 yr olds that do lip syncs with songs such as uh I forgot tbh. Sometimes I wish the word: Charli never combined with : tic tac. Man its 2020 what can you say

The D'amelio Family or something i may have spelled it wrong

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