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Chvrches' hobbit-sized badass vocalist, amazing singer and overall cool woman.
"I had a dream your father died" -Lauren Mayberry, unprompted.
A town in the 50's from the Andy Griffith show. It usually refers to a perfect town where kids can roam the streets without fear and everybody's friendly and knows each other. Usually a term used by adults who watched the Andy Griffith Show.
God, I wish I could go live in Mayberry RFD.
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The fucking hottest thing in the universe!
Lauren Mayberry💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😵
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1. When a person, particularly in the service industy, moves in an unhurried fashion. That person can be said to be on Mayberry time.
2. An exclamation used to indicate that an episode of either the Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD is starting.
1. "Where's my food? That waitress must be on Mayberry time."
2. "Hey, Maude! Get in here, it's Mayberry time!"
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A pussy nigga who’s a wanna be hick. He has a retarded brother that’s probably gay and he dips because he’s a fag
Someone:Do you know Jackson Mayberry?
Another person: oh I hate that fag
A great person, beautiful black queen, and a lover girl for Jacob Linville
Friend 1: Mia Mayberry is stunning!
Friend 2: Mia loves Linville’s Meat
The act of when you shart yourself mid sex and smear it on the stomach of the girl you’re fucking and you have a 10% chance of using the shit as lube if she’s an accountant.
I just pulled a dirty mayberry on the bitch. She was bad as hell; she was an accountant.