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Somebody wake me I'm dreamin

When we speak about rap, it's not only music but it's art. When you have a rapper that provokes thought, then that's rap at its purest form. Rap is not only a self expressive version of poetry, but its life. 2Pac was the greatest rapper ever to walk this earth. He was so influential in all walks of life. Most of all, "he planted seeds in they heads that sparked flames" RIP greatness. Think a little it won't hurt!

"Somebody wake me I'm dreamin, I started as a seed the semen Swimmin upstream, planted in the womb while screamin
on the top, was my pops, my momma screamin stop
From a single drop, this is what they got"

by Cali-O March 24, 2006

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Kiss me, I'm Irish

Irish sex.

Bloody hell, mate, look at that boner!

by Irishman March 10, 2003

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Stick a fork in me. I'm done

When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.

I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".

by KnightofNerdom December 9, 2019

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Fuck me I'm so bored

Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.

"I don't know what to do.. Fuck me I'm so bored"

by Flexxed June 28, 2017

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Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

to be finished with or tired of, your current activity or situation.

It was 1980 or 81, when I was working for a bank on Long Island, that I said this to my co-worker Bill. The office dress code back then was suit and tie. For fun, I used a plastic fork to secure my tie to my shirt. The real meaning behind this was to indicate that I was tired of the long hours on my current job, and had decided it was time to get a different one, thus Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

by DanHal June 28, 2007

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Spank Me I'm Dirty Day

A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.

IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!

by potheadclauds January 4, 2012

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Look at me! I'm the Captain now.

A quote from Captain Phillips by Muse towards the Captain.

"Look at me! I'm the Captain now"

Muse:"Look at me! I'm the Captain now."

Captain Phillips:*silence*

by Scott2357 June 5, 2016

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