mead

mead (noun), (german: Met)
Wine made from honey.
Roughly brewed like this:
Water and honey are transformed into wine by "usual" means.
Afterwards, the basic honey is put into the wine again to make it sweeter (better) and some herbs are added for further improvement of the taste. Recipes vary greatly.
First people who made "mead" were the vikings. Since then always been somewhat popular in many regions of the world.
This stuff was the reason for vikings' being so cool.

Usually will get you drunk fast if you are not used to this special kind of alcohol.

Best served either cold or hot.
Warm mead is like warm beer: tasting somewhat shitty in comparison to the cooled stuff.

Possible mixdrinks are:

Viking's blood:
50% mead
50% cherry juice
even sweeter than the pure stuff.

Odin:
25-35% mead
65-75% beer
unique taste. For those who think mead to sweet.

in summer
Guy A: It's 45°C in here and you're drinking alc?
Guy B: Not random alc. This is mead dude. Have a gulp.
Guy A: Woah, cool and real tasty. Can I have more?

or

in winter
Guy A: I'm freezing to death just now.
Guy B: Here. Take a cup of hot mead.
Guy A: *drinks* ... Hey, much better. It's warming from the inside...

Watch out! This stuff is highly addictive.

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Meade

A curse for men with the last name meade. The curse of attracting many woman.

I have the meade curse i cant dodge all these woman.
A meades always going to be a meade.

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mead

Verb: To do something creepy, strange, and sexually inappropriate

I'm about to pull a mead

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mead

A paper corporation found in Ohio, U.S (for more information: www.MeadWeb.com).

Dude: I can never get enough Mead™ supplies.

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mead

Some good pussy.

She got that mead!

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Mead

Mead is an alternative term for water and can be paired to anything liquid and consumable.
Dairy Mead being milk
Poison Mead being milk
Solid Mead being Ice.
Tead being Tea
C'eed being coffee
Potato starch extract mead being Vodka, and so on

And actual Mead (Honey-Wine) is known as water.

Sach: "I've got anti-mead mouth"
Conor:" Head have some mead to quench your thirst"

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Mead

NOT A DRINK; but a sexy kind of marymounter

"yo' that not cool man"

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