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A secret way to say "I love you". It's for you to know and the person your saying it to, to find out
Girl- Merp
Guy- Merp?
Girl- It has a meaning
Guy- And do I get to know this meaning?
Girl- One day
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The term commonly thought of as a filler for an awkward situation such as the word "meh", but with deeper meaning. Merp is versatile and pseudo-poignant verb, adjective or noun with numerous capabilities and one etiology. It is derived from the word Merpidity which is a happy-go-lucky feeling that one has while indulging in activities such as raging, chillin, and keeping it real. Merp can be used in an catch-phrase to throw people off guard or to have one beg the question "Does this person really think he is a grammatitician, I think not!" Additionally, one can use the word merp as a euphemism in public as not to offend any people in proximity.
"Merpin' ain't easy"
"When I Merp you Merp, yah just like that"
"What the Merp!"
Person 1: Hey man that test was hard!
Person 2: It's all merp bro
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: what do you think, Ill be merpin' up a storm
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A word to say whenever you feel like it.
Person 1: *asks how you are feeling*
Person 2: "just...merp"
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anything and everything. It is a way of life.
I'm feeling merp.
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That was such a merp moment.
OR
#merpgang4life
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The thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a sadistic pervert. When wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with Merp.
Girl: Hey Bro, wassup?
Boy: MY DICK
Girl: ....
Boy: Merp
or
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......
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